can apple computers like… . ….u know.……not be $1,000

watergender:

anything that stays still for too long at the MoMA becomes art. if you drop a nickel on the ground its value increases 8000% within a day. my brother fell asleep on a bench in there and now he’s a permanent exhibition. i miss him

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hesitantyoungblood:

MY BEST FRIEND WORKS AT TARGET. YOOOOOOOO.

6xgod:

if i see any of y’all trash talking zayn i’m blocking you idgaf have fun burning in hell

herculeanluxe:

majiinboo:

omg this is me

OMG

"Just another day of Taylor Swift being a pristine human being."

duuuuuuuuumb:

Why did we as a society collectively decide we have to be productive before 9 am we could have avoided this…. it didn’t have to be like this…..

wifipasswords:

me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done

me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget all my responsibilities no force on earth can move me from here

when your band members are scared of you

A baby Australian Eastern Quoll.